A 5-4-3 Double Play

This week's Double Play begins with a hard hit to take--a remake of The Longest Yard. Burt Reynolds is back, this time playing the old-timer coach, while Adam Sandler takes over Burt's old role. Chris Rock plays Caretaker.

Lust of the flesh seems to be a sin folks only worry about when it comes to the Super Bowl and Janet Jackson. Or is it the Lust of the Eyes? I'm so confused, but not as confused as the FCC. The revealing clothing worn at the 2004 games, including the outfits modeled above by our dynamic gold-medal-winning beach volleyball duo, Misty May and Kerri Walsh, haven't even raised an eyebrow, much less a bony index finger or a slap on the wrist. Could it be we Americans have double standards? The FCC certainly does.

Nudity doesn't seem to bother Neve Campbell anymore, either. (Editor's Note: I'm just reporting it, not endorsing it.)

The Star Wars Trilogy hits DVD in 27 days... and here's a bit of Star Wars gossip to tease you along the way.

And that's a 5-4-3 Double Play!