The Starting Lineup

Now playing at a theatre near you:


After the Sunset (PG-13)
Starring: Pierce Brosnan, Woody Harrelson, Salma Hayek, and Don Cheadle

Director: Brett Ratner

Brosnan plays a thief who has retired with his beautiful girl (played by Hayek, of course) to a tropical locale. But an FBI agent (Harrelson) with a grudge just won't let him go in peace and neither will the the bad guys (Cheadle). I've seen the clips and trailers and this one holds promise. We'll see how it fairs over the weekend.


Seed of Chucky (R)
Starring: Britney Spears DOES NOT appear in this film
Director: Britney Spears DOES NOT direct this film

I never thought I'd say this, but the only thing that can improve a movie this bad IS Britney Spears.

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