DVD Rundown

Here are the new releases hitting shelves today:
 

• The Big Bounce (PG-13) w/Owen Wilson, Morgan Freeman, Gary Sinise, and Sarah Foster
• Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights (PG-13) w/Ramola Garai, Diego Luna, Mika Boorem,  and a cameo by Patrick Swayze.  (As if that would how make the film more viable!)
• The Human Stain (R) w/Anthony Hopkins, Nicole Kidman, Ed Harris, and Gary Sinise
•  Starsky and Hutch (PG-13) w/Owen Wilson, Ben Stiller, Snoop Dog, and Vince Vaughn
• Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (PG) w/Lindsey Lohan, Adam Garcia, and Glenne Headly
  

Of these, I have only seen Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen and it is so awful it made my all time worst list.   Such is the peril of having a precocious daughter.  It's a solid FORGEDABOUDIT!   

The Dirty Dancing flick sounds about as inviting as having bamboo splinters shoved under my fingernails or walking barefoot over shards of glass. 

The jury is out on the other three for now and it seems to be big week for Lieutenant Dan's alter ego as Gary Sinise has two flicks making it to home video.