A 5-4-3 Double Play

USA Today previews six upcoming films, including Trey Parker and Matt Stone's latest concoction--Team America: World Police.

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Broken Lizard guru Jay Chandrasekhar will bring The Dukes of Hazzard to the big screen. Sean William Scott is on board and Jessica Simpson is being considered for the role of Daisy Duke. Go figure.

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Robert DeNiro sticks up for himself in this article from Reuters. "You talkin' to me?"

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"This town ain't big enough for the both of us!" Actually the only town big enough for both of 'em is BIG-D. Liberals and Conservatives will meet in the streets of Dallas at high noon! Innocent independents best beware and take cover!

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Strike up the Odessa Permian Band--Hawaii 5-o just might make it to a theatre near you. Permian hasn't made the playoffs in years though, so they might be a bit rusty on the tune. (If you're not from Texas, then you probably won't get that joke until you watch Friday Night Lights, coming your way soon.)

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AND THAT'S A 5-4-3 DOUBLE PLAY!